Courtside seats: $$$; Getting bumped by a Celtic: apparently not priceless enough

The father of a boy who got bumped by the Boston Celtic's Glen "Big Baby" Davis as he was celebrating the game-winning shot last night wants an apology or money or a cookie or something. He thinks that his kid getting touched during the exuberance was some sort of misdemeanor.

Knowing how much he probably paid to get his kid and him a seat at a playoff game against last year's champions, I'm going to go out on a limb and call him a douche bag.

Dry those tears, Big Baby

Possibly the only thing better than watching ultra-large Glen "Big Baby" Davis sink the crazy winning shot in the Celtics' 95-94 victory over the Orlando Magic tonight is watching the video from a couple months ago of Davis crying after Kevin Garnett chewed him out.

Wise move, KG. You turned this lump of flesh into a pinpoint marksman. On a team with Ray Allen and Paul Pierce, Davis should have never gotten the ball. Yet he did, and he sunk a J from out near the three-point line. And the Celtics, needing all the help they can get with Garnett sidelined, watched it go through to even up the series.

Boston's deeper than we thought.